It’s only day one of fall break, and my 4-year-old has already accused me of not liking him… all because I told him not to jump on the couch. Parenthood is truly a mix of deep breaths, laughter, and moments that make you question everything — including your furniture choices. Welcome to fall break, Boy Mom edition.

“Mom, will you marry me?” my 4-year-old asks, dropping to one knee and kissing my hand like a true gentleman. For months now, he’s been popping this question randomly throughout the day, never satisfied when I tell him no. His rebuttals, debates, and pleas for a “5-minute marriage” always leave me laughing — and marveling at just how big his love really is.